Smiley Dictionary
| Symbol | 
Meaning | 
| :-) | 
Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic
or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over the
internet. | 
| ;-) | 
Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic
remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. | 
| :-( | 
Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is
upset or depressed about something. | 
| :-I | 
Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite
as good as a happy smiley | 
| :-> | 
User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a
:-). | 
| >:-> | 
User just made a really devilish remark. | 
| >;-> | 
Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just
made. | 
 
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common
ones: | 
| (-: | 
User is left handed. | 
| %-) | 
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours
straight. | 
| :*) | 
User is drunk. | 
| [:] | 
User is a robot. | 
| 8-) | 
User is wearing sunglasses. | 
| B:-) | 
Sunglasses on head. | 
| ::-) | 
User wears normal glasses. | 
| B-) | 
User wears horn-rimmed glasses | 
| 8:-) | 
User is a little girl | 
| :- | 
User is a vampire | 
| :-)-9 | 
User is a Big girl | 
| :-) | 
User has a mustache | 
| :-) | 
User wears a toupee | 
| :-E | 
Bucktoothed vampire | 
| :-F | 
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing | 
| :-7 | 
User just made a wry statement | 
| :-* | 
User just ate something sour | 
| ;-( | 
User is crying | 
| ;-) | 
User is so happy, s/he is crying | 
| :- | 
User is screaming | 
| :-# | 
User wears braces | 
| :^) | 
User has a broken nose | 
| :<) | 
User is from an Ivy League School | 
| :-& | 
User is tongue tied. | 
| +-:-) | 
User is the Pope or holds some other religious office | 
| `:-) | 
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning | 
| ,:-) | 
Same thing...other side | 
| |-I | 
User is asleep | 
| |-O | 
User is yawning/snoring | 
| :-Q | 
User is a smoker | 
| :-? | 
User smokes a pipe | 
| O-) | 
Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba
diver) | 
| O :-) | 
User is an angel (at heart, at least) | 
| :-P | 
Nyahhhh! | 
| :-S | 
User just made an incoherent statement | 
| :-D | 
User is laughing (at you!) | 
| :-X | 
User's lips are sealed | 
|  :-C | 
User is really bummed | 
| <|-) | 
User is Chinese | 
| <|-( | 
User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes | 
| :-/ | 
User is skeptical | 
| C=:-) | 
User is a chef | 
| = | 
User is pro-nuclear war | 
| *<:-) | 
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat | 
| :-o | 
Uh oh! | 
| (8-o | 
It's Mr. Bill! | 
| *:o) | 
And Bozo the Clown! | 
| 3:] | 
Pet smiley | 
| 3:[ | 
Mean Pet smiley | 
| d8= | 
Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. | 
| E-:-) | 
User is a Ham radio operator | 
| :-9 | 
User is licking his/her lips | 
| %-6 | 
User is braindead | 
| [:-) | 
User is wearing a walkman | 
| (:I | 
User is an egghead | 
| <:-I | 
User is a dunce | 
| K:P | 
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie | 
| :-) | 
User is wearing a turban | 
| :-0 | 
No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab) | 
| :-: | 
Mutant Smiley | 
|   | 
The invisible smiley | 
| .-) | 
User only has one eye | 
| ,-) | 
Ditto...but he's winking | 
| X-( | 
User just died | 
| %\v | 
Picasso | 
 
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
smileys. | 
| :] | 
Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your
friend | 
| :) | 
Happy | 
| :> | 
hmm, let me think... | 
| :D | 
Laughter | 
| :I | 
Hmmm, not funny! | 
| :( | 
Sad | 
| :[ | 
Real Downer | 
| :< | 
what pretences! | 
| : | 
oh boy, the headmaster!... | 
| :O | 
Yelling | 
| ;( | 
Crying | 
| [] | 
Hugs and | 
| :* | 
Kisses | 
| :-` | 
Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco | 
| :-1 | 
Smiley bland face | 
| :-$ | 
Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut | 
|  :-6 | 
smiley after eating something sour | 
| 8-) | 
smiley swimmer | 
|  :-* | 
smiley after eating something bitter | 
| :-& | 
smiley which is tongue-tied | 
| :-0  | 
smiley orator | 
| (:-( | 
unsmiley frowning | 
| =:-) | 
smiley punk-rocker | 
| =:-( | 
(real punk rockers don't smile) | 
| +-:-) | 
smiley priest | 
| :-o | 
smiley singing national anthem | 
| :-p | 
smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) | 
| :-[ | 
un-smiley blockhead | 
| :-] | 
smiley blockhead | 
| :- | 
smiley variation on a theme | 
| :-) | 
smiley with its hair parted in the middle | 
| g-) | 
smiley with pince-nez glasses | 
| :-\ | 
undecided smiley | 
| :-/ | 
lefty undecided smiley | 
| :-| | 
"have an ordinary day" smiley | 
| ;-) | 
winking smiley | 
| :-< | 
Real sad smiley | 
| :-x | 
"my lips are sealed" smiley | 
| :-c | 
bummed out smiley | 
| :-v | 
talking head smiley | 
| :-? | 
smilely smoking a pipe | 
| 0-) | 
smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) | 
| :< | 
midget unsmiley | 
| :> | 
Midget smiley | 
| :-) | 
ha ha | 
| ~~:-( | 
net.flame | 
| |-) | 
hee hee | 
| |-D | 
ho ho | 
| :-> | 
hey hey | 
| :-( | 
boo hoo | 
| X-( | 
net.suicide | 
| :-I | 
Hmmm | 
| :-O | 
Uh oh! | 
| >:-I | 
net.startrek | 
| :-P | 
Nyah! Nyah! | 
| 3:o[ | 
net.pets | 
| |-P | 
Yuk! |